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Funny Shayari In Hindi

Funny Shayari In Hindi

Haseena se milen najaren attraction ho Bhi sakata hai,
Chadhe Fiver mohabbat ka to Action ho Bhi sakata hai,
haseenon ko museebat tum samajh kar door hee rahana,
ye angreji dayaie hain risk ho bhee sakata hai.

Ye baarish ka mausam bahut tadapaata hai,
Woh bas mujhe hee dil se chaahata hai,
Lekin woh milane aae bhi to kaise…?
usake paas na raincoat hai aur na chatha hai.

 

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj APRIL FOOL hai!

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad! 😜 😝

Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..

Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

Taz mahal kya cheej hai…
Ham isase bhi achi imaarat banava denge,
Shahjaha ne mumataaz ko murda dafnaya tha,
Ham tujhe zinda hee daphana denge.

Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

Kahate hain ki pyaar ki raahon pe chalana aasaan nahin,
Mene bhi kal chal ke dekha mujhe toh raasta theek hi laga.

Julfo me fulo ko saja kar aayi hai,
chehre se dupatta utha kar aayi hai,
kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsurat lag rahi hai,
Hamne kaha sawad aaj naha kar aayi hai!

Aankhon se aasuon kee vidai kar do,
Dil se gamon kee judai kar do,
Agar phir bhee dil na lage kahi,
To mere ghar kee putai kar do….!!

Hai hasarat ki ho aylan ek din,
ki hajaraat-e-ishk intekaal kar gaye.

Mohabbat hamane usee din chhod di thi ‘Ghalib’,
Jab usane kaha tha ki
Pappiyon ke paise alag
Aur jhappiyon ke alag…!

Meree saanso mein jo samaaya bahut lagata hai,
wahi shakhs mujhe paraaya bhi bahut lagata hai,
Unsey milane kee tamanna to bahut hai magar,
Aane-jaane mein kiraaya hee bahut lagata hai.

Nigaahen aaj bhee us shakhs ko shiddat se talaash karatee hain,
jisane kaha tha…
“Bas Dasvi kar lo, aage padhaee aasaan hai .”

Na vaafa ka jikar hoga,
Na vaafa ki baat hogee,
Ab mohabbat jisase bhi hogi,
gahoo kaatane ke baad hogi….!

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon. 📜

Jailer-
Suna hai kee tum shaayar ho kuchh sunao yaar…
kaidi-
Gam-e-ulfat me jo jindagee katee hamaaree,
Jis din jamaanat hui jindagi khatam tumhaari.

Tujhe paane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakata hoon,
Tere pyaar me jee to kya mar bhi sakata hoon,
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to mujhe koi gam nahi,
Ye tareeka kisi doosari par bhi set kar sakata hoon.

Aapakee surat mere dil mein aise bas gayi hai,
Jaise chhote se daravaaje mein bhains phans gayee hai…!

Arz kiya hai…
Woh kehti apane bhaiyon se, mere aashiq ko yoon na peeto,
Zara gaur pharamaiye…
Woh kehti apane bhaiyon se, mere aashiq ko yoon na peeto,
Bada ziddi hai ye kameena, pahale kutte ki tarah ghaseeto.

Ladakiyon se pyaar na karana kyonki,
Dikhati hain heer ki tarah,
Lagatee hain khir ki tarah,
Dil mein chubhati hain tir ki tarah,
Aur chhod jaatee hain fakir ki tarah.

Mohabbat na sahi mukadama hi kar de…
Taarikh dar taarikh mulaakaat to hogi!

Tera pyaar bhi hajaar ki not jaisa hai,
Dar lagata hai kaheen nakalee to nahin!

Roya hai fursat se koi meri tarah saari raat yakinan,
Warna rukhasat-e-march mein yahaan barasaat nahin hotee….!

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.

Julfo mein phoolon ko saja ke aayi,
Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi,
Kisi ne poochha aaj badi khubasoorat lag rahee hai,
hamane kaha shaayad aaj naha ke aayi!

Ham bhi Jaan-E-Man tere lie taj mahal banaayenge,
Arz kiya hai,
Ham bhi Jaan-E-Man tere lie taj mahal banaayenge,
Ek kap subah pilaayenge aur ek kap shaam ko pilaayenge!

Us ki ‪gali‬ se gujare to usakee ‪rangoli‬ bhi dekh Aye.
G‎ajab‬ ki banaati hai…
Hamen to laga tha bas ‪‎muh‬ banaana aata hoga!

Aashik paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaatee hai intazaar mein,
Magar yeh dilaruba nahin samajhati,
Woh to gol gappe aur papadi
Khaati phirati hai baazaar mein!

Hamase mohabbat ka dikhaava na kiya kar,
Hame maalum hai tere Vafa ki degree farzi hai.

Aasamaan jitana nila hai,
Surajamukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana geela hai,
Aapaka screw utana hee dheela hai.

Aye khuda… hichakiyon mein kuchh to phark daala hota…
Ab kaise pata karoon ki kaunasee wali yaad kar rahee hai!

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! 😜 😝

Umar ki raah mein jajbaat badal jaate hai,
Waqt ki aandhee mein haalaat badal jaate hai,
Sochata hoon kaam kar-kar ke reocord tod doon,
Kamabakht salary dekh ke khyaalaat badal jaate hain!

Is sey jyaada dushmani ki
Intaha kya hogi gaalib
Toilet ki tanki mein koi
barf daal gaya!

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..

Tumhaara saaya ban kar taumar tumhaara saath nibhaayenge,
Har ek kadam tumhaari raahon ko phoolon se sajaayenge,
Agar maut ne juda kar bhi diya hamen tumse,
To tumhaari khidaki ke saamane wale ped par,
parrot ban kar ulate latak jaayenge.

Woh aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskuraate hain,
Woh aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskuraate hain,
Yeh to unake bachche hi kambakht hain,
Jo hamein maama-maama bulaate hai!

Dil do kisi ek ko,
Woh bhi kisee naik ko,
Jab tak mil na jae koee,
Try karate raho har ek ko.

Tarif ke kaabil ham kahaan,
Charcha to aapaki chalati hai,
Sab kuchh to hai aapake paas,
Bas sing aur punchh ki kami khalati hai.

Yeh mohabbat nahin, usool-e-vafa hai aye dost,
Ham jaan to de denge jaan ka number nahin denge.

Ishq ka jisako khwab aa jaata hai,
Samajho usaka waqt kharaab aa jaata hai,
Mahaboob aaye ya na aaye,
Par taare ginane ka hisaab aa jaata hai!

Dil do kisi ek ko aur woh bhi kisi nek ko,
Dil koi Mandir ka prasaad nahin… jo baant do har ek ko.

Nakhare aapake tauba-tauba
Gajab aapaka style hai,
Message to aap kabhi karate nahin,
Bas halla macha rakha hai ki
Hamaare paas bhi mobile hai!

Yeh baarish ka mausam bahut tadapaata hai,
Woh bas mujhe hi dil se chaahata hai,
Lekin woh milane aae bhi to kaise…?
Uske paas na raincoat hai aur na chhaata hai.

Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty! ‍💋

Jindagee ek jang hai,
Jabatak bhi sang hai.
Sita se pyaar kiya to ram ban gaye
Raadha se pyaar kiya to shyaam ban gaye
Jabaradasti pyaar kiya to asharam ban gaye,
Aaur kisi se pyaar nahin kiya to baaba raamadev ban gaye!!

Ek ladaka achaanak ladaki dekhakar shaayar ban gaya:
“Lafz tere, geet mere,
Gazal koee suna daaloo kya?”
Ladakee bolee:
“Haath mere, gaal tere,
Kaan ke niche baja daaloo kya?”

Choohe ko lagee billi gori gori,
Dono lage milane chori chori,
Chooha bola:
“Aao khele aankh michaulee,”
billi choohe ko kha kar bolee
“Jaanu sorry !
I Hate Love story”!

“Dushmanon ki mahafil mein chal rahi thi
Mere katil ki taiyaari..”
“Main pahuncha to bole yaar
Bahut lambi umar he tumhaari..”!

Palat dunga saari duniya main e khuda !!
Bas rajai mein se nikalane ki taakat de de..!!

Jinako ham chunate hain…
Woh hi hamen dhunate hain..
.
Chaahe Biwi ho ya neta…
Dono kaha sunate hain.. !!

Mujhe itana bhi mat ghuma ai zindagee,
Main shahar ka shayar hoon, MRF ka tyar nahin!

Aap kare na kare yaad ham ko
Ham aap ko yaad karenge
Mobile ke saath dafnana
Network milega to kabr se bhi SMS bindaas karenge!

Usane haathon par mehandi laga rakhi thi;
Hamane bhi apani baaraat saja rakhi thi;
Kyunki hamein maaloom tha Woh bewafa nikalegi;
Isliye hamane bhi usaki saheli pata rakhee thi!

Patni ghar ki raani hai
Karati apani man-mani hai
Kaam batao to chid jaegi
Shoping karao to khil jaayegee!!

Woh meri kismat meri takadeer ho gayi;
Hamane unaki yaad mein itane khat likhe ki;
Woh ‘raddee’ bechakar hi ameer ho gayi!

Bejijak Muskuraaye jo bhi gam hai,
Jindagi mein tensio kisko kam hai,
Acha ya bura to keval bhram hai,
Jindagi ka naam hi kabhi khushi kabhi gam hai.

Na waqt itana hain ki syllabus poora kiya jaye;
Na tarakeeb koi ki exam paas kiya jaye;
Na jaane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne;
Na roya jaay aur na soya jaye.

Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.

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